Do you want to know what makes me happy? I'll tell you.
I am happy today for the following reasons...

-I know "Man of Constant Sorrow" and I've never seen O, Brother, Where Art Thou
-I am watching Muppets from Space, because a sandwich told me to
-I have new story ideas popping up, left and right
-I love bluegrass music
-Alejandro loves me
-Jory and Lorina came to visit me, and Jory loaned me Me Talk Pretty One Day
-Genevieve was on Trading Spaces today
-Alejandro loves me
-Mark and Elder Snow were nice and beat up mean little boys who think it's okay to smack Janet's bottom, or die in the attempt
-I proved to this hooker that Tom Cruise was Lestat and not Louis
-I read a list of kids' definitions of love, and it was the cutest one I've ever seen
-Alejandro loves me
-I love Alejandro
-Karen is my cherub
-I would be a bloody good Vegas showgirl